all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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