That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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