im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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