$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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