I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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