The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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