We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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