We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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