@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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