He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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