I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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