walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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