i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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