if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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