i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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