it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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