i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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