As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im six kinds of drunk right now
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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