I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
okay pat passed out under dana's car
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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