i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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