Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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