So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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