so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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