Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
How naked do you want me to be?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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