Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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