I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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