I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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