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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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