hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Farmville is her only friend.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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