You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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