If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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