It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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