i just wanna soil my oats bro
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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