your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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