erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just found puke in my bra..
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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