He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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