is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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