Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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