Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you win again, gameday.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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