Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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