im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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