he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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