I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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