Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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