Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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