She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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