It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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