But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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