dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Randomize
