im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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