careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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