did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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