you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hate all girls vehemently.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The Olympian is in my bed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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