im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
